Giraffe People's Guide To Making A Top 10 Hit, by Giraffe People

Giraffe People's Guide To Making A Top 10 Hit

by Giraffe People

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giraffe people returns to welcome to clydebank with their new audiobook detailing how to make an instant top 10 hit as quick as can be. after 71+ years in the music industry as well as gaining various accolades (ranging from setting up cambodia's best recording studio to help with the mastering of kylie minogue's new album, "the rhythm of the rhythm of the life", out late 2024), they have produced a guide to making a (98.5% guaranteed) commercially successful hit, all confined into an audio cassette. sadly they have requested for only one cassette to be made, but they have kindly sent a digital so that others can create top 10 hits too (although according to them, the digital is only 80% guaranteed). we hope you enjoy it and earn your way to stardom!

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released August 6, 2021

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